OMG! Mark Zuckerberg wants to be like me!
Now he even has a Chinese girlfriend!
Mark Zuckerberg, co-founder of Facebook and world's youngest billionaire, finally revealed the identity of his girlfriend: It's Priscilla Chan and her ethnicity is Chinese. The fact, that she's of East Asian descent spurred various reactions from East to the West. Some stupid, some funny, some neutral. I must say when I first heard the news, I was a little surprised for about a second and then I was like whatever. I didn't understand what the fuss was all about, since my girlfriend's ethnicity is also Chinese.
And then after several days thinking about Mark Zuckerberg (ok, I'm aware how that just sounded!) it hit me! OMG, could this really be possible? Did he really do that? Could it really be? I was shocked and paralyzed at the same time, I didn't know what to think at the moment when I realized, that I came across one of Mark Zuckerberg's deepest secrets: He's secretly reading my blog, thinks I'm ubercool and wants to be like me!
You don't believe it? Let me show you some things that will totally change your perception of him:
- He's a young blonde white man, so am I!
- He has a thing for Asian women, so have I!!
- He spends a lot of time on Facebook, so do I!!!
- He's dating an ethnic Chinese girl (華人), so am I!!!!
- His girlfriend's name is Chan (陳), which is
another spelling of my girlfriend's name Chen (陳)!!!!! - He likes to wear sandals, I wore sandals during this year's Eurotrip!!!!!!
Do you need more proof!?!? O.o
I don't... It's mind boggling...... Now I know who's that daily visitor on my blog from Palo Alto, California. I gotta give it to him, though, he truly learns from the best. No wonder he became so rich in such a short time. Now I'm thinking, that it would be nice of him, if he'd send me a bunch of Benjamins as a token of his appreciation (Mark, please contact me via my contact me page). Alright, I know he won't really come out and admit, that he reads my blog or that he finds me ubercool or that his dating preference was affected by mine, so I decided to make a small poll only for him to discreetly confirm my suspicion. Mark, you can vote, I won't track (or eat) your cookies or IP address, your vote is confidential. Go here to vote, please>>
Oops, looks like Mark has been dating his girlfriend Priscilla for about 5 years, which totally rebuts my theory...
Anyhow... What's your opinion on Mark Z. dating Priscilla C.? Are they a cute couple?
Is China taking over the world, as some Chinese have said? :-P
Is China taking over the world, as some Chinese have said? :-P
34 KAFKAESQUE COMMENTS:
Priscilla Chan... she probably speaks Cantonese :) lol are you sure he wanna be like you?? you think too much lol
October 6, 2010 6:34 AM
LOL.
I agree with Fufu, You think waaay too much. Now go spend more time with your GF instead of thinking about that dude. :D
October 6, 2010 8:55 AM
LOLOLOL when I read the title I was already aware of what I'm about to get myself into. I was right, u're a rockstar in disguise! A genius one at it too. hahahaha thanks for making my morning. xD
October 6, 2010 9:13 AM
Go go go eat your cookies stop 'dreaming' and be yourself hahaha..nice post. Xiexie
October 6, 2010 9:55 AM
errmm urmm.. i think Lili is waaaay hotter than Priscilla. She should really takes care of the growing figure before Mark goes for some other Chinese women!
I'm available! haha ok i was just kidding bout the last sentence LOL
October 6, 2010 10:42 AM
So this is why Mark Zuckerberg ignored my wedding proposal??? He could've just said no!!! All I wanted was money to buy a laptop! That a##hole!!!
:p
October 6, 2010 11:28 AM
Your girl looks better.
Oops, hope I don't get my Facebook account banned.
October 6, 2010 1:32 PM
I know you got a cold recently, but I didn't know your sick is so serious, it makes your brain become a bit abnormal... O_0
ARE YOU OK? My DEAREST BOYFRIEND???
Ok, to tell the truth, we and they are not similar at all. First, you're not the youngest billionaire in the world, otherwise you could buy a castle for me, hehe.
2nd, you spend lots of time on your blog more than Facebook. 3rd, the style of sandals you wore in our trip were totally different.
So are you awake now? :-P
October 6, 2010 5:31 PM
To be honest, I don't give a crap about who he's dating :p She's chinese, so what ? Ethnicity is not relevant to me :)
October 6, 2010 6:21 PM
@fufu, @lina: I do? O.o hehe...
@Chris: You understand me. Thank god, at least one :P
@Bananaz: Alright :P
@Sharon: Were you really kidding? :P
@Gnetch: I checked the poll, apparently he was on my blog and says he'll send me a bunch of Benjamins. I'll get you a lappie soon :P
@Shingo: You're soon be banned from Facebook!!! :P
@Lily: Sorry, I was sick, took pills and drank. That's how this post came together :-)~
@Carine: Same here, I do not give a cookie about that, too. Just wonder, why he's trying to be like me :P
October 6, 2010 6:34 PM
Hahahahaha... Oh Nino... ummm...ermmmm...I don't know what so say. hahahahaha. Very entertaining and mind boggling too, you had me thinking there. =)
October 6, 2010 7:51 PM
@Mel: Thanks. Was just for fun. :)
October 6, 2010 9:38 PM
if he's copying he didnt get it quite right, your girlfriend is way prettierrrrrrr
October 6, 2010 10:13 PM
Hahhahahahaa hilarious post nino!! love itt!! :D I really hope Mark comes around and votes for real :D
October 7, 2010 1:10 AM
You once told me I'm crazy... after reading this post I almost think to be normal!
Ahahahahahaahahahahahahahah
:-DDDDDDDDDD
October 7, 2010 1:42 AM
wouldn't it be embarrassing for him to also admit that he met her not on facebook but on twitter, like someone else we know? ;)
October 7, 2010 3:24 AM
sweet mother of sheep. you have too much time in your hand, too little things to think about.
tsk tsk tsk
October 7, 2010 4:02 AM
hehe I was so tempted to click on that poll, but I want to leave it for the real Mark Zuckerberg :D they look happy together, that's all that matters!
p.s. I think you need some couple pics to show us too :)
October 7, 2010 5:58 AM
It's good to fantasize sometimes and boost that ego alittle. Lucky for you Lily is holding the line pulling you down to earth ... else you would have float away ... away ... away ...
October 7, 2010 9:32 AM
Just imagine foreal Mark Z stumbles upon this post! LMAO! You are hilarious. In a very good way. And that poll? Too good! ;p
Looks like Lily is not afraid of you! Ha! Go Lily! ;p
October 7, 2010 10:45 AM
hahaha! You're so silly! :P
I think its cute! :) race shouldn't matter :P
and hey! You know, I almost bought a Dell laptop :P I've been looking at it for weeks and at the last minute, I bought the HP one haha! :P
You should definitely buy your laptop sleeve online or something! :P Its so pricey in the mall haha :P
I saw black/grey ones for cheaper than my pink! :P
October 7, 2010 11:13 AM
lol I saw the movie and thought "ha mark has asian fever" and then thought "he can get a hotter asian girl than that!"
October 7, 2010 10:40 PM
lily chen sooo farnie
October 7, 2010 11:34 PM
i've been hearing from ppl that mark zuckerwhatever is a jerk (based on the movie, that is) so he can't possibly be like you ;P
p.s - i tried to vote that "yes, i am mark z" but it wouldn't allow me. i guess the computer secretly knows that i'm not really who i'm trying to say i am. hahaha!
October 8, 2010 12:52 AM
Enjoy being uniquely you. :)
October 8, 2010 2:56 AM
Nino, did you stalk him and take those photos of him :P ?
October 8, 2010 5:19 AM
@Manju: Thank you <3
@Jaimie: Haha.. thanks. Maybe he'll google himself :P Hope he finds my post funny :P
@Daisy: Hahaha...
@adamantixx: Hehe.. when he met his girlfriend, there was no such thing as Twitter :)
@Lizzy: Tsk tsk tsk back at ya!
@Karen USA: Well, I'm pretty reserved to post myself here :P But I put many couple pics on FB, you can always add me, if you want :)
@Wenny: This is just for fun, you know. I see some silly connections and I blog about it... to give ppl a break from travel posts :)
@Jo: Mark has people who'll find my post for him. I wonder, if he would find it funny :P
@Kay: Of course race doesn't matter, but it's a funny connection, so I had to blog about it :P Ah, ppl say HP is not as good as Dell. We'll see in few months who made a better choice :P
@Julie: He could.. ehm, get you? :P
@Lily: Lily? Chen? Farnie? Where? O.o
@Kym: Haha.. aw.. so sweet, thanks <3
@ZACL: Hehe.. thanks.
@Floatingcamera: No, I didn't stalk him, the photos were sent to me by paparazzi :P
October 8, 2010 5:58 AM
This is pure sensationalism.
October 9, 2010 6:36 PM
you're gonna rule the world 1 day nino! =p would be funny if he voted on ur poll for real!
October 9, 2010 8:13 PM
Mark just spoken to me earlier, he said he is sending his regard to you and also said that, you're the superstar!
yes, I have a great meet up session with him about how he will support the Gates Foundation where he will give away half of his wealth for the foundation.
Buffett,Jay-Z and myself was there to congratulate him for his bold move on supporting the foundation at a such young age.
Cheers Bro! You're really did make him realize the fact that he is reading your blog anonymously and make a huge and enormous life changing through your blog!
btw, He said he had voted for you too.
Awesome bro!
October 10, 2010 1:52 PM
haha! Isn't it nice to have a few things in common with the world's youngest billionaire?
Thanks for the laughs today, MKL :)
October 12, 2010 3:23 AM
@Envoy: You're as always spot on.
@Kit: Hehe.. yeah :)
@Netser: Wow, you know Mark? Why didn't you tell me earlier, we could catch him before he started to imitate me xD
@ChineseLover: It's nice indeed and you're welcome. :)
October 12, 2010 6:05 PM
OMG! You are HILARIOUS!!! I had no idea Zuckerman had a g/f. Lucky girl. I mean he may not have won the genetics lottery as far as physical attractiveness goes, but he's the world's youngest billionaire so that's a moot point.
October 15, 2010 3:31 AM
@Kay: Haha.. thanks. And you're as always spot on :)
October 16, 2010 7:35 AM
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