Stupid song lyrics
I love quotes. And the quote from Voltaire on the image below, which I found yesterday, made me think about stupid song lyrics. Especially rap seems to be the leading genre in this regard lately, so I googled 'stupid rap lyrics' to see what can be found online. I came across a site, that has a collection of 25 stupid rap lyrics. I put together my personal top 5. Check them below.
My top 5 stupid rap lyrics:
5 "Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham."
~by Ali G [song: Grillz]
4 "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican or Haitian,
like Japanese, Chinese or even Asian."
~by Chingy [song: Balla Baby]
3 "Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus."
~by Mase [song: Can't Nobody Hold Me Down"]
2 "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."
~by Dr. Dre [song: Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang]
1 "Don't try to treat me like I ain't famous, my apologies,
are you into astrology, cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus."*
~by Kanye West [song: Gettin' It In]
[*Uranus = your anus, in case you didn't figure that out]
[Read whole Top 25 here] [Photo source: Screencap from 'Fairytale' by Ayu]
[Thank you, Rinaz for the help with the text tool blending options tutorial]
10 KAFKAESQUE COMMENTS:
No big mystery that many rappers make lyrics just coz the words rhyme!
July 21, 2009 10:10 AM
@Nashe^, Byron made words rhyme, too, but his poems are masterpieces. ;-)
July 21, 2009 4:25 PM
Some of the stupidest shit I've ever heard has been in rap songs.
And... I couldn't have said it better than you just did in your comment MKL.
July 21, 2009 6:06 PM
actually i've googled the same thing before. and that dr dre's song is on my top list because that's the only stupidest song lyrics i've ever remember.
July 21, 2009 9:16 PM
@Tales, thanx.
@Jerine, I agree, but my top is that Kanye West song.
July 21, 2009 9:20 PM
I love rap, love the beat..so usually I just don't listen to the lyrics anymore.
July 22, 2009 7:11 AM
@Demigoddess, I like rap, too, especially the one from the nineties, eighties. Back then, they had some meaningful lyrics. Nowadays the quality really dropped. But most of the time it's too hard to follow what they rap. Some have a very thick slang.
July 22, 2009 7:36 AM
No worries! :-)
And I dont listen to mainstream radio anymore. Either I'm getting too old or the moozik just doesnt appeal to me anymore.
July 22, 2009 12:35 PM
By the way, good job on the text! Its looks good! And that lady in it looks really pretty :-)
July 22, 2009 12:37 PM
@rinaz, thanx, I learned from the master :)
That lady is Japanese music star no 1: Ayumi Hamasaki :)
July 22, 2009 5:40 PM
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