Get a brain, morans!
In these times of the right-wing's new found interest to protest spending (like Bush didn't spend like a lunatic... where were you then?), I decided to find some misspelled protest banners of these 'patriots', so that we can have a good laugh at their basic ignorance towards their native language.
I found them on various websites (here, here, here and here). These are only in English and it's not surprising - they're mostly made by white religious right-wing Americans or some anti-Israeli protesters, mostly Arab-Americans and also some others, whose native language is not English, but they could have hired someone to spell-check their banners. Good they didn't, cause it gave me plenty of material for my post.
So, here's my top 20 of misspelled protest banners:
I found them on various websites (here, here, here and here). These are only in English and it's not surprising - they're mostly made by white religious right-wing Americans or some anti-Israeli protesters, mostly Arab-Americans and also some others, whose native language is not English, but they could have hired someone to spell-check their banners. Good they didn't, cause it gave me plenty of material for my post.
So, here's my top 20 of misspelled protest banners:
No. 20: 'Your smarter'
No. 19: 'Providense'
No. 18: '5 years to many'
No. 17: 'Revolation' (Revolution)
No. 16: 'Telepromter'
No. 15: 'Sombody'
No. 14: 'Jews are Terroist'
No. 13: bil Clinton (supposed to be a pun?)
No. 12: 'Soliders'
No. 11: 'Enamis of Muslime world'
No. 10: 'No amnety'
No. 9: 'Sactity of marriage'
No. 8: 'Free speach'
No. 7: 'Arrest the Jhon's (men)'
No. 6: 'Respect are country'
No. 5: 'Churh', 'All marriges' (double strike!)
No. 4: 'Buhs is a big terrior'
No. 3: 'McKein tank for you sopport'
No. 2: 'America's offical language'
No. 1: 'Get a brain, morans!'
All I can say: Get a brain, morans! Haha...
5 KAFKAESQUE COMMENTS:
That's pretty funny, but "chickens" is actually correct usage. I consulted my dictionary. As for the others... especially the one about making English the "ofical" language... wtf? If that person wants English to be the official language, maybe they should learn it first!
April 23, 2009 4:17 AM
You are right... Chickens is correct plural. I will remove it, but don't tell anyone my top 20 is actually a top 19 :P Unless I find a replacement. :)
April 23, 2009 4:21 AM
People are so stupid I'm sure you'll find a replacement in no time!
April 23, 2009 5:21 AM
embarrassing, scary, and sad
March 31, 2012 7:50 PM
@Tales: Agreed~
@Anonymous: It is.
April 1, 2012 2:22 PM
Post a Kafkaesque comment!